*on the phone with boyfriend*
boyfriend: hold on baby I’m at the drive thru
*hears drive thru lady say hi how’re you that’ll be $8.01*
me: who the fuck is that? your other girlfriend? put her on the phone

(via adrians)




to anyone who is willing to spend over $100 on a single pair of shoes: are you okay. im worried about you

You say that but my nikes certify I can dunk.

u dont need certification to dunk

u just need to believe in yourself

(via ollivander)